Female
Physique Photography
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Female
physique photography is an art not mastered by many. For female
physique photography to work well, you need to have years
of experience underneath your belt. How do you get this experience?
First you must become an expert in the female physique and
then an expert in photography.
So, devoting
your life to the feminine form is a good start. Study all
the lines, curves and even cellulite that most women have
to offer. Check out the fatties along with the anorexic models.
Remember that super-models are good but you'll learn more
from bottom-feeders.
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That said, develop an eye for beauty in all shapes
and sizes of the feminine form and then dab out your eyes with hot
pokers.
Like Beethoven composed great music while deaf, you too will compose
great pictures while blind. Hey, Homer (not the Simpson) functioned
while blind. Ray Charles got all the girls and he was blind, too.
So, if you want to be a good female physique photography student
and one day, master, you'll devote yourself to blindness now. It
will pay dividends later.
Once you become a blind photographer, a novelty that is sure to
get a lot of exposure on CNN and Fox News, you'll actually want
to do some female physique photography to back up your claims that
you can actually take pictures even in your disabled state.
Do yourself a favor and hire models that are talkative. By listening
to the model's voice you'll be able to point-and-shoot with reasonable
accuracy. Use an auto-focus and auto-everything camera and this
will take some of the guesswork out of actually seeing your subject.
Ask the model to make barnyard noises. As silly as this may seem
it will actually get her in the mood for some quality female physique
photography. Like Ray Charles would do, feel her hands in order
to see if she does have a good body for your purposes. Lastly hire
an assistant that you can browbeat into submission who will do all
the real work and will stay quiet when you take all the credit.
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